is eating red coconut balls for some reason.

is wearing wool in this weather.

is wishing for a coolant flush.

loves rock and roll / rocky road.

is drawing toasters on peoples whiteboards.

wishes he were a baller, whatever that is.

done shipping horrible death march feature. Going to disneyland. Or Vancouver. Whichever is closer.

hopes you have a reggae Christmas, too.

is closer to grass in a garden. Than any other place on Earth.

tips cows.