i wanna do up my bedroom [health stuff] [also I've decided I'm royalty]

somewhere in my bedroom there is a wild rat

my cat Wilson brings mice in

when you look up from your laptop at 7 in the morning and there's a cat sleeping on your bed

I burned my thumb knuckle on the toaster

you all need to enjoy this puppy Womb to tomb, sweetheart

just got back from an appointment with captjock's GP, Dr. Pickett (?)

FRIENDS. WE MUST HAVE A SLEEPOVER.

update on my previous plurk: the thing stuck in my eye

having something stuck in your eye is a horrible horrible kind of pain