For when you looked away, I received a thousand sorrows.

I notice things easily. Very unhealthy.

I want my brain cells zapped. Every single one of them.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
- Joan Rivers.

I don't subscribe to luck.

Hooray! It didn't go down.

I think a lot.

Every moment, red-letter.

Without you, I am steadily going nuts.

Today I was tagged as a "miserable sea squirt". A mere squirt! A squirt from the sea! Oh, I'm going to die young.