t’s true we don’t know what we’ve got until its gone, but we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind……and let the mirror suffer!!!!

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

Never insult anyone by accident.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!