About as interesting as watching a scab form. She's about as interesting as yesterdays shit.

He's got a mind like the contents of a plain brown envelope She's got the mind like untreated sewage

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Yawn only time some married men ever get 2 open their mouth. Etc.: A sign 2 make others believe that u know more than u actually do.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.