Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of d Lecturer 2 d notes of d students without passing through d minds of either

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.