Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

School: A place where Papa and Mama pays and Son plays.

Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live.

Sometimes the truth hurts. And sometimes it feels real good.

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him,& the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.

Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength,move on.

Life will not break your heart. It'll crush it.

When you start to doubt yourself the real world will eat you alive.