[exalted] when the scarlet empress Gone-Girls herself

oh boy i just made myself super unpopular in my office with One Easy Trick - saying I hate all christmas movies whoops bad move

spooky halloween story: my bosses emailed me, and apparently only me, to have a "check-in meeting" tomorrow and i have spent Many a Day hiding at my desk pretending i have enough work to do to make up for future heavy work periods...

there is a food court under my desk in like an atrium scenario and let me tell you how repulsive it is to suddenly be hit with a wall of fried fast food stench every day from like noon to 2 ughhhh

"Wow you're really bundled up!"
"Yeah it's really cold out."
"...It's in the 50s!"

...yes, like I fucking said, it's really cold out, you can take your "I'm a Real Chicagoan and this is nice t-shirt and shorts weather" cred and remove it from my general vicinity and let me slowly freeze to death in peace, friend.

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[meme] 2007 vs 2017 I've gotten considerably better at hair and glasses.

Hahahaha guess what I had to go to springfield for work today and I really pushed for us to carpool instead of take the train so I wouldn't fucking lose my evening plans I really had to go to but we Will. Not. Leave. I hate this.

what do i want to sew next

this is going to be a transformative netflix experience Watch the Trailer for Ezra Koenig’s Bonkers Netflix ...