any one tried a Barbie Doll eye lash curl?

my tutee is underpaying me by $10/hr. pfft.

has anyone heard the Fun Pack song from NDP rehearsals?!

that's about enough chocolate for the rest of the year!

it's annoying when politicians keep telling people not to complain and offer better ideas. then wtf we pay you so much for.

the only bad thing about a quiet library is that everyone can hear my stomach guruguruing!

thought she was warm so she sat near the door. SO WRONG.

living in the Augean Stables.

there's no point moisturizing your hands if you're a housewife.. because you just keep washing and cooking and washing and cooking.

SO COLD