"For the hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world."

Aye. Now I'm laughing, wassup. Time for a slow meta.

Trip hop to nap. I'm feeling the down clown.

in the grass contemplating today before some kid comes up and tells me that the dew I was sitting in was actually his dog's piss.

public school kids, why am -I- the one spiking your drinks?

girls warming my bed and using my laptop to view Kpop, facebook, and tumblr last night. I know my bed is comfy, but please...

going to a graduation party. Callin it; they're spiking drinks. Fuck guys, we going to jail.

way too much sex on the beach. XD

Mom's 40th birthday and we're having a big celebration at our house for the first time in years.