[Spoilers for the latest Vikings episode]

I really love the idea of Germany kinking on having older, more experienced Norway scolding him. If that weren't obvious.

"When a woman asks her visitor: 'Where did you soil your gown-hem?' And the reply is: 'As I stepped over your door-sill'—take it from me, there will be sharpening of scissors."

"We fight. That is how we live and that is how we die." Oh, Vikings' quotes are great this season.

Since we only have so few comments left, I'll have to make Germany's death quick. But I think I have an idea for his death.

"Power is always dangerous. It attracts the worst and corrupts the best." Oh, I like that quote.

As far as I can tell, this site has pictures of what Bergen looked like in 1665.

I'm noticing a lot of small mistakes in the English subtitles for the episodes of Die Deutschen that are online.

Assuming Germany kinks a little on getting praised, I wonder if that ever gets him in trouble during a world meeting.

"Pop dat cherry Aussie." A-Anon...