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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. Rodney Dangerfield ping.fm/CCbZd

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman ping.fm/7g2gb

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield ping.fm/PBpSW