Maddie leaves the bathroom and says : "that was the weirdest thing ever."

I got called "progressive" yesterday just for allowing someone some space to think.

tater tots for dinner. nothing else matters.

Eye appointment today. The ophthalmologist says « votre ordinance c’est quasiment the same. Vous pouvez le retirer en ligne, sur the internet. » i giggled. French these days.

our covid rules are kind of confusing, not gonna lie.

Hey you guys. Maudeline is on a dad joke roll on the insta. Peace be with you.

Zooming from my car while driving today. Where is your favorite virtual meeting spot?

I've heard there will be Americans at church today.... what type of americans? from where? will we talk about voting? more later.

Found old Unsolved Mystery episodes on You Tube. Best host. Good music. Mediocre re-enactments. Win. Win. Win.

Tired of hearing about urban legends. What about suburban legends? Rural legends?