TwinkleMe
@TwinkleMe
female CA, United States
I am very outgoing, I'm always happy to meet people who are kind and not fake, and most of all will give me a chance without judging me. I try not to judge people myself. I enjoy making people laugh as well
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The police want to interview me. Strange, I didn't even apply for a job...
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Slugs are just poor homeless snails
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If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday
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I left my cell phone at home. I feel so helpless. I've totally forgotten how we used to ignore people before these things
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Beware when taking a magician's exam; the test is loaded with trick questions
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Animal crackers just don't taste right if you don't start by biting their heads off first
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Everyone faces challenges in life. It’s a matter of how you learn to overcome them and using them to your advantage
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They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing anymore
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Autocorrect has to be my worst enema
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Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you