Anyone want to help me plot a D&D campaign I'm starting that is also thick with modern political metaphor?

The Onion had the opportunity to do the funniest thing...

ignore this, personal use

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[ai is bad]

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[uspol] I am currently at the anger stage of grief

[complaining] there’s a platitude I’ve been seeing a lot since yesterday that I’m already real tired of

[doom] I'm feeling so crushed right now. I'm not sure how I'm going to survive this. My heart literally can't take him returning to power.

[uspol, cancer] I have had an epiphany