hasn't been on Plurk for a while now, though little appears to have changed

that, solely due to the sheer VOLUME of bullshit, the input of fools has such a tremendous success rate...

your drug of choice! Blood, sex, & rock-'n-roll!!

"man who go to bed with itchy ass wakes up with stinky finger".
Ball's in your court now, Confucius!!

getting back in his groove and digging on the wily antics of Chef Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen

getting in touch with his childhood with the digitally remastered DVD of "The Last Unicorn"! In COMPLETELY unrelated news: cartoons from the 80s & 90s were FUCKED UP!!

gettin' his Hellboy on!! Guillermo del Toro and Mike Mignola FTW!!

just wanted to remind y'all what happens to book thieves

planning on his next release through Tiger Dynasty Publishing. Who's looking for a gnarly new read??

the release of his paranormal-romance Kindle-short, "A Howl at the Moon"; available now for only $0.99 HERE!!