One of the Teefury.com shirts up tomorrow.

'shroom!

A-Mazing finish to the USA vs Canada women's soccer match. An epic marathon.

Today is National Bacon Day. So is tomorrow. Every day is National Bacon Day.

Wow. Woke up REALLY angry.

NLWO does not seem to appreciate my new habit of referring to milk as cow squeezins. Pfft, kids. Go figure.

Wait. Trampoline is an #Olympic sport? Seriously: t.co/XdqSoyer

Why are people surprised Jenna Jamison endorses Romney? It's just respect from one professional known for fucking a lot of people to another

Somewhat sketchy guy buying 4 gallons of liquid chlorine bleach. I feel like he must have a crime scene he's going to sanitize.