Me: listening to Not the Boy Next Door Brother's friend: What are you listening to?! He's worse than Bieber!

3 hours and 45 minutes later, practice is finally over. That was excruciating. NEVER SKIPPING AGAIN. rolls over and dies

My cat named Julian is cuddling with my plushie squid. I have no clue what to say. continues staring

I have a severe death set swim practice tomorrow at 5AM. I should probably go to sleep...

[Random] I just realized. My stepsister is JUST like me. Seriously. O_o

At the gas station. Guy walks in who could be Channing Tatum and Grant Gustin's love child. Smiles at me.

MY COUSIN JUST MET CHRIS COLFER. OH MY GOD WHAT.

I just found out my dad watches Weeds. Part of me wants to fangirl with him, but it would be really awkward. O_o

Trying to explain to 2 of my friends that they're MORE than OCs. They have minds of their own, and they're my babies.

When is the next Liberation Day? I might have one of my guys join in next time...