Max is telling me he can work out which days I got drunk by looking at my karma graph

played with coloured card and scissors for 2 hours at work today, like being at kindergarten.Hoping for finger painting and glitter tomorrow

blokey out of inglorious basterds gave the nuttiest acceptance speech, with about 20 uses of the word bastard.

we do the dive everytime we dahnce, I give you luv baby not romahnce. Wot's he like? You nah'I mean, innit

sober asfyck. yei me!

bored and still half an hour till I get to London. Why is the one song you wanna listen to always the only one missing from your iPod?

been told he looks like some bloke called Brendan Hines from Lie To Me, or 'blokey out of thing' as he will henceforth be known.

FOUND IT!!

oh my Christ I'm so wankerd. just walkedv to the bloody 24 hour garage justt yo buyy pate ,(pronounced pah-ay)£ cause I hads a cra. vinhg

AIOTM podcast. Better than being clacker-slapped by a hermaphroditic Christ...fact! Now, how do I add links to this thing?