AnticliMaxic reports that the interview went very well, but he can't plurk it on, and I quote, 'this piece of shit ph*ne'

last ever Big Brother started tonight, and they've put a Beyonce lookalike on. that's the next three months of my life wasted then

voted.Just read this gem:votingTory 'cause you want to punish Gordon Brown is like cutting your bollocks off 'cause your jeans are too tight

about to watch celebrities prancing about on (and hopefully smacking themselves in the face with) ice.

keep looking up, waiting to get covered in falling volcanic ash

Cameron is bombing in this live debate thingy. I'm guessing the Lib Dems'll be up in the polls tomorrow. 3 way hung parliament?

aww, woke up to this. Cue many and varied Beyonce paraphrasings

who's idea was it to drink in Finns? I feel so oooooold

major dental work today, new ep of Doctor Who tomorrow...it's like I'm 10 again! All I need now is to beg my folks for a commodore64 game