tattooing a reminder of why I should stop drinking after the first bottle of wine, on my forehead...as soon as my head stops hurting

james just filmed me dancing to Leona lewis, and now jon's rolled splifs. don't think weed's a good idea right now. I'm too old for drugs

Jesus arse fuck lI appear to be mildly drunk. and I was only moderate in my consumption of huge fucking quantities of alco-booze

spent all week cleaning the flat and on the space of one party it's a shithole. still, another drink or two and I won't give a shit

Don't they realise some of us need to use the Internet in the middle of the night like regular people?

delurking and replurking to whinge. If someone's gonna tidy and clean around the router, plug the fucker back in after.

walking home and it's suddenly all foggy like something out of a bloody Jack the Ripper film, or...er...the Fog.

did America finally just get something resembling Universal Healthcare? Thank fuck for that!

woohoo! Once more I get to drink wine all day in a professional capacity

bloody spent forever in the dentist's waiting room. Of course, being British, I didn't query what was going on till an hour had passed.