can I get a doctor's note citing toothache to get me out of a dentist's appointment?

Morning all... and yes, I can legitimately say that for the next 5 minutes

going to get up early and play video games all day-this plan has now been revised to: get up late, cough a lot and play video games all day

woke up today and my nose was clear-for all of 10 bloody minutes. Time to smoke the bugger out. Which brand of cigs have the most vitamin C?

Still feeling like shite, but this cheered me up. This year's proof that the UK loves blokes in make up

bugger. I think I'm getting a cold. Gonna have to sterilise my throat with alcohol, just in case

just convinced a gullible friend that when preparing fish, all chefs personally have to lick their gills shut!

off to the cinema soonish to see Alice3D. Need to get ready now. If Mr. Depp is coming out of that screen at me, gotta look my best

why are my days off so bloody domestic?Laundry, washing up, sweeping, mopping, head-shotting splicers with a rivet gun...

in a quandry. One charger, one iPhone, one iPod - both about to run out of battery. WHAT DO I DO?!?!?