Jusdt been dancing to this. It's Bollywood through the ages. and ooh lookj, it's \Kajol!

This one's for Max

I heart Charlie Brooker. Something to leave you with while I pre-load on wine before hitting the pub

ugh. Everyone's fucked off early and I'm not even half cut yet (quater cut?)

off to t'pub. I need a booze or two (or three or several). And \0/ it's stopped raining for the first time in days!

so quiet I'm watching Skins at work. Ooh look, Will bloody Young's a teacher and fucking Bez is driving a rickshaw!

in a wee bit of pain. Max says I'm getting old, but also wants me to go to the doctor. Can the NHS cure ageing now?

my flatmate made homemade pizza yesterday, and I think the dough is still rising in my stomach

the day off, so it's a pot of coffee, leftover quorn rice and 3 hours of Rab ne Bana di Jodi for me today

Finished my signature dish (half a jar of every vaguely eastern looking ingredient in my cupboard chucked in a rice cooker)...time for a fag