my dad sending me this unprompted is so funny

is it too late to ask who Donald Trump is

“what is a joe biden”

just got a whiff of a smell that reminded me of the cherry pie flavored weed pen i lost in 10th grade

refusing to talk to anyone at work today out of pure fear that i will hear the worst coworker opinion ever

me

its one of those days on Long Island where it just smells like fish outside

you think ypure having fun playing with random online ppl and then one of them says a slur

you could put a pic of albert einstein over anything and itll look like its the smartest thing ever

its christmas time