I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China? Oh Sorry ! You're made in China. LXL.

If you want to stay out of a zoo, then you should get a mask.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

You’re so fake; you make barbie look real. o.o

Act your age not your shoe size.

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.

It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…