I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.

Mirrors can’t talk and lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.

I'm afraid to go to the Zoo. Because I might see you the whole day.

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.