made a friend today!

how quickly can i make your joints rust? i'd wager quite quickly!!!

hurts you with my sweet dagger

Oh Plurk, how you wrinkle my rivets so
However can i prove my loyalty
I swear that my love is not just show
You flood my brain with thoughts unwillingly

(Excerpt from my book of sonnets that you'll never read as you might be the gum on my shoe in disguise, i do not take chances with such matters <3)

making up for lost plurks, how random!!!
uhhhnyeah!!

i cracked my knuckles with one hand and the person next to me said i looked like a villain that hates garlic

Encroaching Talons!!!

If you ever visit me, take note on how my towns sewer grates are MUCH less brittle than yours

I am willing to show just how similar you are to a Bionicle.

Power went out twice last night!
Oh the cost of progress...