I finally got internet at my house!!! YESSSSS

Penis. Now that I have your attention, that last word was 'pen' and 'is' together. So there.

*Ahem*.. Anyone wanna help a sistah out with karma? Anyone? No? Okay. There I answered for you. I don't need you!!!

So.. I just added a bunch of people.. and it's like.. You have a plurk!?!?!?!?

Can you give yourself karma?

So I went to the DMV yesterday to take my driving test, and the lady said I passed it at school, and then she started flipping through my pi

"What do you mean make a pretty Valentine? Mine's MANLY!" "*GASP* Let's judge her!"

Does being a nerd mean you can't be sexy? Cuz I like to think I'm a sexy nerd.. Nerd meaning goof

Neener neener neener, I got your weiner!! Ha!

"I'll be your crouching tiger if you find my hidden dragon."