HE'S THE SON OF A PTERODACTYL," yells Juliet.

We're running... we're running... we're walking.... we're stopping. And huffing. James is such a fatass. "DON'T HATE HIM BECAUSE

Spice up your sex life hint #4 - Fun house mirrors in the bedroom. Oh joy.

Spice up your sex life tip 3: My Little Pony gimp suit.

Spice up your sex life lesson 2: Tell a dead baby joke right after coitus. She'll be ready for another round instantly... or maybe you will!

How to spice up your sex life lesson 1: Make the Miley face in the heat of the moment. infdaily.com/files/5_97....

Jonah's parents are lifesavers... his dad took the entire day off to drive 10 hrs to us, give us a car, and drive 3 hrs to return

Settling in to watch Dr. Who a la Tom Baker with Alex and Melissa.

...dude, I think Jonah fell asleep in the bathroom an hour ago.

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