i am going to subsist on about 60% cadbury mini eggs until the grocery stores stop carrying them

i forgot about chat for like 6 hours

welp looks like that phone interview's not happening

gosh everything kind of hurts it's like i'm carrying a lot of tension in my enTIRE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BODY

chickened out on SWARLEYing

do i mark everyone's cups as SWARLEY tomorrow or has the moment passed

antiva ...is that a skull

ugh

everything i've eaten since thursday has made me feel sick

aah i thought i had a phone interview but she basically just wanted me to call to confirm i existed