Standing in the queue in Costa, listening to the 12 yr old in front of me tell her friend how "my love life is pissing me off" along with accompanying details about how immature her boyfriend is.

Well then...

God I feel old...

Hosting and chairing a regional forum for the Midlands and East of England all afternoon. Nervous? Why do you ask?

Listening to this and trying to con myself into believing that it's both a beautiful morning, and that I should be up at this time...

The Boo Radleys - Wake Up Boo!

No Twitter, asking me to agree to your privacy policy on each platform I use and sneakily re-enabling the data sharing permissions each time will not make you "GDPR Compliant"

It was a hard fought battle, right up to the very end, but ultimately we all knew where this was going. Rest in peace you cynical bastard. You have been an inspiration.

YouTube star TotalBiscuit dies aged 33

Urgh... hayfever is already making me sleepy and now I have to try and survive a three hour meeting about the GDPR. Coffee, save me!!

What a gloriously hot and sunny day! Perfect for Pimms, barbecued food, and music!

Happy Sunday everyone! x

Today is such a special day! Events like this only come around once every decade or so, so take a moment, take a deep breath, and realize that...

Right... F-U meetings! Can't catch me until Monday!

Well, hello weekend...

Oh holy hell... As if Google-owned Boston Dynamics' Project Atlas wasn't terrifying enough already....

Getting some air, Atlas?