how cheese has such a high coefficient of friction. Just get back in your fucking Ziploc, bitch!

a violent rumbling in his tummy. Thanks, coffee!

word.

like blowing a snot rocket into the trash can.

how he contributes nothing to Plurk, but Chris Hooley babbles so much that his Karma still keeps going up. Sweeeet.

saying hello to the Plurk world! =)