QUITTING SMOKING LOG UPD8: HEADACHE. FCKING MIGRAINEALKFEANKLFSLAK

vocalist of pearl jam has a new album. sounds good. ping.fm/FYJXf

PROTIP: TEA IS CHEAPER THAN FIZZY DRINKS BUT DEY MAKE U LOOK POSH. DON'T DRINK TOO MANY THOUGH, UR POOPS GONNA BE PRETTY AUTOMATIC.

"REALLY?!" IS MANNY PACQUIAO'S NEW "YOU KNOW?!" ping.fm/N0dQe

DONT HOLD EM LITTLE PRINCESS PARADES ON NATIONAL ROADS! THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO GOT PLACES DEY GOTTA BE!

BOUGHT AN ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE. THIS IS FOR HOPING IT'LL HELP ME STOP SMOKING.

GG BULLS

BEYONCE'S GIRL SONG IS NOT A RIP OFF OF MIA'S BOYZ BUT STILL, MIA HAS GOT ONE OF DA BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME! ow.ly/53mUF

BARNEY'S FATHER IN HIMYM AND DEXTER'S TRINITY KILLER MADE A SPEECH IN COLBERT REPORT ping.fm/bvXYu

OSSUMEST SITE EVER ping.fm/NlKAR