Glitch has closed. Brb, going to bawl my eyes out.

tired of people talking about the royal baby as an "event." Companies are excited by the developing event, which means they're thrilled the two of them shagged.

got a mousemat from CoyotePace. I think. Thank you! <3

been pretty much sent home on mental health leave, and is unsure how to feel about this.

can't believe I'm legitimately asking central London pubs if I can bring a large group of people to their establishment in January, none of whom will be wearing trousers.

any tips on stopping the cat thinking my hair is a FANTASTIC NEW TOY? She's picked up a habit of launching herself at my head which is both painful and sleep-disturbing.

Skype is fun. https://i.imgur.com/qYSU2.jpg

knitting Katharine cat, who happens to be a tuxedo kitten, a bow tie. Because bow ties are cool.

giggles. The vet told me Katharine cat would be quieter and less active for 24 hours after her vaccine. I told him, "Perfect!"

to find a website to vent all my emo crap into the ether. Any suggestions?