How I prefer to spend lunchtime - lying down in bed, sun shining through the window, pussy on lap. http://pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws.com/img/UQG6DfSo/UNyntjp25C3spQhM.jpg

Get yourself down to Poundland, ladies. http://pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws.com/img/UQG6DfSo/BSWoybd3y5wA0qjJ.jpg

Wife left me lunch. In't she sweet? pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

Largest spring roll ever seen. Couldn't squeeze the girth in my mouth... pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

11 hours sleep fixes most things, in the short-term at least.

Reserved for samurai. pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

Worst pasty combo ever? Tuna, pasta and cheese? Pasta?! pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

I has homemade cake. pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

Time for an egg bun. With fake bacon, tomato, rocket, Dijon mustard and mayo. pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

Lovely farm, eaten all up, just a tasty memory now... pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...