i'm wearing a different pair of uniform pants than i usually do, and good god they're uncomfortable...

someone to tell him how to manually type out the emotes on here. fucking phone won't do them the easy way...

snowed out of work today, IMMD!

how is it possible for an entire town to suddenly smell like spoiled milk? fuck you, arkansas...

minus the bear makes my work day so much better. (content face)

where everyone disappeared to these past few days...

a funny feeling that his good day is gonna go bad soon.

just saw some old guy with a beard that looked like a giant cotton ball...

seriously, everyone needs to check out this site. it's hilarious. itmademyday.com/

meetings, meetings, meetings... when the hell do they expect me to actually DO MY JOB???