'What was your breakfast today?' A scone 'okay... but what else?' That's it :3

I've been almost run over by cars multiple times in my life

Sometimes I remember that one summer where the floaty I was on in my friends pool tipped over and I fell into the water (I can't swim.) so I had to grab onto the side of the pool to pull myself back up to the surface, then I started coughing up a bunch of water. And when my friends mom asked me if I was okay I just said I was fine. So yeah, I almost drowned

Whenever I hear someone talking about one of my special interests I have to physically and mentally restrain myself from going full on info dump mode-

The way I forget about Plurk and then come back like once a month- 😶

I hate those people that are like; 'all dreams have meaning/s' LIKE BRO I HAVE DREAMS WHERE THERES A BUNCH OF PENNYWISES DANCING ON COTTON CANDY CLOUDS TO THE 'PINK FLUFFY UNICORN' THEME SONG, THERE IS NO WAY THAT DREAM HAS ANY SIGNIFICANCE OR DEEP MEANING-

I'm so single that it physically hurts when I see couples around my age in public- 😭😭😔🥲😢

I want edible glitter so bad- 😭

the first five months of when I was 13 (I'm currently 14 now) was CRAZY, why did I let my weird friend convince me reading incest fanfiction was okay?? I didnt even know what incest was yet and then when i figured out what it was i IMMEDIATELY stopped reading that weird ass bullshit and I haven't read anything like that since

"The words aren't doing the wording" (I say this at least once everyday)