I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
As plurked by one seriously malfunctioning spambot here: "There are a million issues under the employment law that can only be handled by the employment tribunal in High Wycombe. The law is a tricky thing."