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Do you buy your pets gifts for christmas?

Heh...thats just awesome.

I'm about to make a very little baby very unhappy. Its bath time!

I have cold feets, and they won't warm up!

Dear Jerkwad, the speed limit in our neighborhood is 25. Slow the !@#$ down.

I've only been paid for 2 of the last 4 weeks!

So wrong, yet so funny to me.

I walked 1 mile in 24 minutes today. I've gotten no faster all week. I guess I need to add more length instead of trying to shorten time.