My son has been awake 9 hours, he refuses to sleep!

Today is full of suck.

A vicious bulldog. Grr.

I've cleaned my rats. They love me again.

I've been gone a LONG time. I have 0.00 karma now.

Rusty has to have his boy parts removed. He's growing lumps that the vet is concerned may be cancerous.

On my way back to work after a weekend off. I don't wanna

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. Penn Jillette

I found $1 in the Home Depot parking lot.

"Nurture your mind with great thoughts; to believe in the heroic makes heroes." Benjamin Disraeli