Mundus sum. In ego, toto.

I don't want to go to work tomorrow. Its my birthday!

happy daddy's day

How do you entertain a dog who refuses to be entertained?

I feel so tired.

Do I want cottage cheese or not?

Where is my dish washing stunt double?

I'm gonna go make me a scrambled egged sammitch for breakfast!

When your gecko is broken, you have a reptile dysfunction.

My ice is making a funny noise.