Work network is down - can't do much 'real' work so am Twitting my a$$ off instead

Just got my unread count down to 976! First time under 1000+ fir a while

Billy Connelly 'If women are so perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

I think I may have a few ducks in a row - look out ducks!

So much stuff to do All different threads I think they are knotted

I just bought 2 walking sticks - don't worry they aren't for me

Have my skirt on - doing some secretarial work - should have shaved my legs I guess

Working on a Sunday sux but gets things done

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. ~Winston Churchill

"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation" is from what book? Thoreau