Those days when you get home and are immediately on the wine.

Our apprentice told us of a Chinese takeaway that is local to me called 'Asian Box'. She couldn't understand why we spent 30 minutes laughing at it. My manager broke out the dictionary.

Police in England and Wales consider making misogyny a hate crime
www.theguardian.com/soci...

productive day baking.

Can I just bring your attention to Irregular Choice's line of Star Wars shoes?

did I ever tell you about the time my phone died so I borrowed a phone from a friend only to smash that one on the ground a few days later.

wine. you taste so good

It's gonna be a long day

I'm not obsessed with Pokemon Go. You are.

so at the checkout today Eli decided to start singing Hamilton to the cashier. what he managed: "I will kill your friends and family for your love". They may think I'm raising a psychopath.