Hey so wtf is a Plurk baby?

Lowkey miss Quotev it feels different then Plurk 😭

I can't be the only person that wishes we as a society would leave the "Hating yourself is cool and funny" era because it's genuinely so fucking annoying.

Why is everyone so "UwU" on feed tonight 💀

Why does it shoot me down into posts from 1768 when I switch tabs

Hey Man Bot when I catch you Hey Man Bot

Risking all my limited aura with these friend sprees

Chat it's the wave husband's or nothing I'm sorry I don't make the rules /j

DNI if you like the Shockblurr ship from the Transformers franchise.

RBBITS ACTIVITY WTF??? BROTHER ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL????

"I have 20+ accounts to stalk you with 😜💅" hUH