Man, that Dane Cook! I can't stop laughing!
I'm gonna roast some sqirrels on the spit today, if anyone wants to join me for lunch.
I hope when my neighbor finds all of that white hair in his pool filter, he doesn't suspect me.
I wonder if Janet Reno wears granny panties or a thong.
I think I'm going to write a blog about a tabboo subject: Inter-species romance.
I'm going to go mark my territory.