unable to talk coherently because of canker sores. I fucking hate canker sores. DDDDDDDDD<

Lipgloss makes you look like you slobbered down a tub of lard. >D

UGH karma you make taas baba like you're having indecisive intercourse (WTF HAHA)

'Elite and high-class' is not synonymous to 'trashy and substandard'.

WTF is 'Kawaii' style? /

Nakakakilig talaga ang promotional mix at ang mass marketing.

I swear I'll rub it on your faces when my time comes.

I am never wearing fur. EVER.

And there are times when you just want to hit someone in the face with a sledgehammer for no apparent reason.

There are times that I don't know why I'm such in a bad mood.