And it was heaven--right smack in the middle of hell

So I'm stuck with Mike Newton after all!!

Edward! I know you're listening. Get over here.

I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.

I never thought I'd see the day where I'd be willing to take a bet against you, Alice, but it has arrived.

Its like Im breaking into pieces... (To Jacob talking about the Cullens)\

Jacob was a safe harbor.

YOU REALLY SHOULDNT DO THAT, YOU KNOW.

Show me the damn ring Edward

Thats me, the danger magnet!