The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.

If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.

Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored because you like them that much.

I never stopped liking you, idiot.

Single and in a relationship are just titles. Your heart determines your true relationship status.

Life is too short to be sad. Live everyday to the fullest.

gudnyt

Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So, today is my new favorite day.

We all have that one teacher who's like, "Don't pack up yet. There's still 7 seconds of class left!"

There is no use whatever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he be willing to climb.