Ey, first day back in the gym tonight. Doing a full body to get the blood pumping. Pain train, here I come.

The pure THIRST I have to always be doing tags now is unreal.

Double plurk: Someday I am going to write smut with Peter where the only way to bring him to climax is by screaming at the top of your lungs,

" COME ON SPIDER-MAN! "

" YOU CAN DO IT SPIDER-MAN! "

This customer ( who I was already pretty unsure about ) walked up to me and said some very racist things to me about my coworker while I was making him coffee.

Hope he enjoyed that coffee, because it will likely be his last.

Pizza Delivery Theme Spiderman 2 shmood

Discretion Advised

So here's my first CC meme post. Trying to play Peter Parker and I need two reference posts, so tell me if you hate it or not okay

Layer Cake - Persona 5 OST
" Is that all? "

" You should be grateful... "

basically only brought into work to take down old Christmas lights

Every so often the little old Brazilian cashier will ask me to make her a hot cocoa. She sips it, smiles at me and says, " Thank you honey bunch. " in her thick accent.

Hnngh my heart