*Deep cleansing breath*

Why no, I'm not getting grumpy. Why do you ask? Midol anyone?

Also, that thick cloud of disinfectant spray you just gagged through is to mask the smell of the smoke. CLOSE THE DOOR DUMBASS.

Dear GM, no point in going out to smoke, when you stand with the door open anyway. It's snowing dumbass. Close the door.

Dear Bossman, pls stop giving me the "go to hell" stink eye because I don't finish fast enough. It's your crap I spend all my time fixing.

It's never going to stop snowing I'm never going to make it to the grocery store again. Ima have to eat dollar store groceries from now on

Of Porn and Pot ping.fm/IAlwN

Dear Bossman, I really don't like listening to you clip your nails at your desk. Close your door. #hessogross

Cranking the Seether from my desk to drown out the death-nursing home banter from the next office.

It's All Downhill from Here ping.fm/Hw0sq